Santa Exists
Conversation with the text-information service, KBG (aka 542-542).
Me: Is Santa Claus real?
KGB: Santa Claus is real if you believe in him! Many children do! He lives in the North Pole!
Me: Wait, so you’re saying if I believe in Santa, then he exists? Does this theory hold true for everything? Like, if I believe I can fly, does that mean I can jump off my roof?
KGB: No, you shouldn’t jump off your roof. Gravity is also real like Santa, yet we cannot see or touch it!
Touché, KGB, touché.
-CL
